Inspired by the real-life needs of actual mShopper employees, mShopper’s intrepid engineers have made yet another exciting new breakthrough. Working in around-the-clock shifts at their secret location deep in the Colorado Rockies, researchers at mShopper’s Mind Propulsion Labs have devised a tool which will bring the convenience of mobile shopping to hundreds, perhaps even thousands of mountain bikers.
Here’s how it works: Simply install the sleek helmet-mounted, bike crank powered "mTenna" atop your current bicycle helmet. Attach one of its wires (the red one, of course) to your bike’s rear wheel mounted crank power generator. Clip the end of the blue wire to your cell phone’s antenna. And voila, you have a tool which enables your cell to access mobile data, ANYWHERE.*
The technology behind the mTenna is anything but simple, of course. Tiny microprocessors guide the self-adjusting antenna dish toward mShopper's network of geo-synchronous satellites located in space high above you. From your perspective, however, simply forget about the technology. You’ve got the ability to go mShopping, wherever you are. Whether walking around in the big city, or biking above the clouds miles away from the nearest cell tower, you’re all set. Point your cell to http://shop.mshopper.com, and enjoy life.
Yet again, mShopper is building in convenience. Similarly, mShopper’s newest merchant, eLUXURY, does the same. Now you can buy the latest items from eLUXURY right through your phone. Imagine you’re at the store, looking at a stylish Marc Jacobs Gladiator Boot (retail price: $785, available exclusively through eLUXURY). Now imagine your horror when you discover that the store is out of your size! What to do? Let your fingers do the walking. Pull out your phone, type in a few characters, and buy the boots you want right through your phone!
Convenience is so sexy.
*NOTE: Cross wire installation may result in reduced coordination, scalding, nausea, shortness of breath, dizziness, or death.